Rachel: Aren’t you the pickle guy?
Max: You know what? I’m sick of everyone saying, “you’re the pickle guy, you’re the pickle guy”. I’m so much more as a person than the stupid pickle contests I win. I’m also the yogurt guy.
Rachel: What brought you to DC, Yogurt Guy?
Max: I was living in Atlanta and thinking: this town could use more healthcare policy debates at happy hour, 400 lb. matching t-shirt tourists on segways, defunct escalators, and snowpocalypses (sp?). So I moved for those reasons and for a job. But mostly for those reasons.